bonaventure-:

ive learned not to click on any notifications for this post
but this one is truly puzzling me 

bonaventure-:

ive learned not to click on any notifications for this post

but this one is truly puzzling me 

When I started making those weird voices, a lot of people told me how whack it was,” she says, “‘What the fuck are you doing?’ they’d say. ‘Why do you sound like that? That doesn’t sound sexy to me.’ And then I started saying, Oh, that’s not sexy to you? Good. I’m going to do it more. Maybe I don’t want to be sexy for you today.

Nicki Minaj  (via dirrtyfilthynasty)

(Source: youwantsum)

perfectlydreadful:

White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

Anonymous asked
Why do you want to be a comedian?

bewbin:

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

blastortoise:

bank: your account is at -$5000….

me: |-5000|

me: :)

bank: sorry for wasting your time sir, you have a nice day.

(Source: blastortoise-chan)

ohdanners:

the area of exposed skin between a crop top and a pair of high waisted shorts is sacred and magical

(Source: heauxenn)